HATE WEDDINGS
"Bah, do not say nothing but nonsense" by mom.
"Go, go, you're like a goat" by Ms Potter
Buff ... I think I did too. But most of all, I hate when they ask that the bride "fuzz ball, ideally getting married without wedding" by Snow White
"Jajajajajajajajajajaja" by Daddy
"You're an antisocial being, Noooo! jajajajajaja "by Ms Spar
row "Yes, because if you have to swallow a wedding present, but the dress, the mother of the tato more ... except my wedding with Matt, it will be beautiful ... or wait, maybe we live in sin "by Ms Malfoy
was not always so. There were times when I liked weddings. I began to think about how I ended up in this anti-social opinion, and I have fallen in that there has been an evolution. These are the four phases:
WEDDINGS small
remember when going to a wedding meant making a viajecillo to Toledo and Madrid. Was simply the cane! We bought a new dress for my sister and me and we saw a family egg did not know we had, and we all said how beautiful é ; branches. They gave us a highland rice that we threw to kill, and then an envelope full of pasta that we had to go to bring to the table of the couple. Hinchábamos us to eat and we were starting from laughter to see the bullshit that adults were at the wedding, always saw an unusual facet of one of our family. We also had fun when you bitched to the newlyweds, and we joined the chorus of & amp; quot; to kiss, to kiss. " Then, when we were never tired, we went to the garden and play with other children until the marriage ended. Prefect day.
I did not understand why in those days, but my parents have not been to many weddings. My dad always says "why, so then I ESC rights?" So after marrying my aunts, little was left for me to see, as much a second cousin by my father. Thus ...
Weddings in the movies and TV
saturated were a great example of glucose from the pre-teens to 18, which is a wedding. Telenovelas, American series, and a lot of movies with his hand and ordered beautiful dream weddings, each one more original than the previous one, with those friends as coils, it seems to have lived his entire life waiting for the moment of your wedding and you do not repair expenses to ensure that details of the wedding, or the place of the wedding are beautiful, beautiful thing, of course, something never seen before. All this left in my subconscious, in an almost subliminal three clear messages: 1) A happy ending is a wedding, a wedding is a happy ending 2) On your wedding day be the most important of your life 3) It is soimportantly, it has to be special and unique. I remember when I saw Love Actually, that scene where a friend will hire a gospel choir that sings All You Need Is Love ... aaaah ... yes that was too much for me and my love for the Beatles ...
But the truth is that as one of your friends is more than two years with a guy past 19, the word wedding is becoming increasingly common. It did not help that came to light the issue of engagement of Prince Felipe with a journalist who made the entire country spent almost a year giving vup; oacute n between possible future girlfriends (remember how hard it is to a large group of girls all carried beautifully.) As they also have bought all these movies and series, long for a wedding special and unique, so therefore reject all conventional. Neither traditional wedding march or waltz to Blue Danube, or pickled
fuck cocks. "I will marry on a beach, and the wedding march will touch a guy with a banjo" "I will marry in a castle, and while I was playing the event will be an aunt the harp. The harp will have ribbons and curls " "I collect a white carriage with beautiful white horses, white roses and white silk fit pads"
"Well, I pick up an Indian elephant with a bunk bed upholstered with fabrics from India and with an entourage worthy of a pomp. In the litter will be a guy playing the sitar "
" Well, I dress my nephews play cupid to throw white rose petalite where I go " Finally, a whole string of eccentricities , all in the realm of the pretentious and showy. Of course, we assume that the groom will agree with this. CHT
fantasize about being the perfect bridesmaid, and often Elji a favorite among the candidates, to ensure that your wedding is more cool than the others. Among the objectives of a great lady of honor is the endearing surprise, usually a photo album, and more apañaos make videos, which combine kitsch with an attempt to ridicule the couple before their relatives with these pictures of drinking, or when the boyfriend was fat and the bride wore her hair combed and ass glasses of glass in an attempt to grace.
Then there is the "surprise" sucks "(in case the video was not SuficETSI) which can range from pasta to give them the gift of coins of 5 cents to put in the freezer all the underwear, or even get the Gayumbo the groom, sliced and spread the pieces with the pure, (and that's no joke I have seen with my own eyes) or fill a spray of serpentine (along with rice, which was glued) to the bride's hair, after 3 hours by hairdressers (I saw that too.) The purpose of the surprise-worst of all is, of course, all friends of the bride know what good friends you are.
But without a doubt, the flagship mission of every good friend of the bride is the bridal shower. It is a world so vast that nothing worth noting &a bachelorette party and ah! Indeed! Dinner from the bachelorette party, you also pay it yourself. Theirs is to invite you want to leave, but we have to pay others for their decision. The funny thing is that, if after 8 years of relationship lapa, the couple decided to make joint farewell, some have the brilliant idea of "kidnap and make a separate farewell." Wow. The excitement overwhelms me. Especially considering that I have to pay even MORE.
Remember what you enjoyed when you were little, watching the adults made the idiot? Well,if you had not noticed, now YOU are the idiot adult. Now it's up to you messing in the wedding, because if not, you're a good friend. What do you think the relatives of the bride if instead of doing the clown to entertain the guests with "fuzz ball" and "to kiss" and you get to drink the zamparte menu how expensive it cost you? Remember when those families so nice knowing you had just told you how beautiful and graceful you were? Now what you'll encounter is known that if you are single you will be asked if you have a boyfriend, and then say "oh ... go ... "pretending sorrow for lcry as a bard playing a harp with white bows (and twists, not to forget them) ... with so much sugar I think I'll end up like the ghostbusters monster ... would be an ideal ending to a wedding, right?
YOUR WEDDING
Yuyu just thinking about me ... so I will not dwell much on this phase. I'll just say that when I was young and inexperienced, I imagined myself dressed Indian, approaching the altar with the Imperial March to get married by a Buddhist rite somewhere in Toledo. Then waltz sounded like "So this is love" from Cinderella, and then the party and began Campaneray far my wedding.
********* Well, hate to weddings is not widespread or permanent (if the bride is not me.) But many people whose wedding I will be happy to assist. Impending wedding ... perhaps that of Ms. Potter, with its compulsory waltz Sleeping Beauty, or perhaps the Vicky, which although I have to spend the dough to travel to Toledo and pay for accommodation, I look great. Less imminent is the wedding of my little Sparrow, my little Cherry, Ms. Malfoy when you get married by the rite Zulu with English, that of Crischachi when he marries a Scot (porfiii! !), of when that tironc MarichachiHair ico marriage for money end up in the biggest story or Anita, although there is little imminent, I'm dying of curiosity to know whether it will be in Miami ... IN SPAIN in short, usually I'm not a bitter, I just hope not to have to attend many more weddings where the bride is a person who just have heard nothing in six years ... there are people to 400 kms. having a communication with me 10 times better (not worth emails sent to 20 people at a time every 6 months. Thanks.) For all those people who are friends of truth, I would not mind being me learn to play the harp to touch them as cheesy Nino Bravo (and me ringlets) and read excerpts from novels Cor & amC
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